The Principia Discordia

FOR GODíS SAKE! STRAP YOURSELF DOWN!



NOCTURNAL REVELATION

A more or less true story
By Fred McCann - Head Priest,
Holy Knights of Discord

The first message I received from Goddess was in a dream. The dream took place in a room filled with people Iíd never seen before. Some of these people left the room to enter another room, while the rest of the crowd was not allowed to pass. I asked one man why this was so, but he did not answer. Then I saw a strange sign on the wall which had a picture of a broken walnut and said: THAT WHICH BINDS US TOGETHER LIKE A NUTSHELL COUNTS ONLY AS ONE ACT. When I woke up, I remembered these words, but I knew not their meaning.

That day, I asked the wise Domber what it meant. Maybe it was a message about war, or racism, or protein. I questioned frantically until the wise Domber spoke. "Sometimes Godess likes to fuck with your mind." And so we were both enlightened.

THAT WHICH
BINDS US
TOGETHER
LIKE A NUTSHELL
COUNTS ONLY AS
ONE ACT

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