The Principia Discordia

Time
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ONE DAY I CAME UPON A MAN URINATING IN A BUS STATION. WHEN I CONFRONTED HIM ABOUT HIS ACTION, HE TURNED TO ME, WITHOUT STOPPING, AND SAID:

"KEEP IN MIND THAT SINCE THE UNIVERSE IS IN CONSTANT FLUX, NOTHING THAT OCCURS ONE MOMENT HAS ANY RELEVENCE TO ANYTHING ELSE. EVERYTHING YOU BELIEVE, FEEL OR THINK IS BASED ON THE FALSE ASSUMPTION THAT TRUTH EXISTS. THUS, YOU ARE FREE TO DO ANY ACTION WHICH BRINGS YOU PLEASURE. THAT HUMANITY FEELS CONSTRAINED BY MORALS IS ONE OF THE FUNNIEST JOKES IíVE EVER HEARD."

SO I BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF HIM AND TOOK HIS WALLET.