1 "FATHER, WHY IS THIS NIGHT SPECIAL?"
2 "BECAUSE IT WAS ON THIS NIGHT THAT THE
GODDESS WAS SNUBBED."
3 "WHY DO WE EAT A HOT DOG ON THIS NIGHT?"
4 "SUCH WAS THE SOLACE OF ERIS WHEN
CONFRONTED WITH THE ORIGINAL SNUB."
5 "WHY DO WE NOT EAT HOT DOG BUNS?"
6 "SUCH WAS THE SOLACE OF ERIS WHEN
CONFRONTED WITH THE ORIGINAL SNUB."
7 "WHY DO HOT DOGS COME IN PAKAGES OF
12 AND HOT DOG BUNS IN PACKAGES OF 8?"
8 THE FATHER THOUGHT.
9 "HAIL ERIS," HE SAID.
- TRADITIONAL PASS-PUNT-KICK NIGHT
QUESTIONING OF THE ELDER BY THE YOUNGEST
CHILD, FRIDAY NIGHT EDITION.
TEXT COURTESY OF AMON SKIPERINO-RA
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