The Principia Discordia


We completely disavow any
connection with Otomomom,
the Japanese Palindromic
Poseur, who claims he can
swallow his own eson.



Spurious witnessí
of the Goddess
Eris after
receiving the
Original Snub


1 "FATHER, WHY IS THIS NIGHT SPECIAL?"
2 "BECAUSE IT WAS ON THIS NIGHT THAT THE
GODDESS WAS SNUBBED."
3 "WHY DO WE EAT A HOT DOG ON THIS NIGHT?"
4 "SUCH WAS THE SOLACE OF ERIS WHEN
CONFRONTED WITH THE ORIGINAL SNUB."
5 "WHY DO WE NOT EAT HOT DOG BUNS?"
6 "SUCH WAS THE SOLACE OF ERIS WHEN
CONFRONTED WITH THE ORIGINAL SNUB."
7 "WHY DO HOT DOGS COME IN PAKAGES OF
12 AND HOT DOG BUNS IN PACKAGES OF 8?"
8 THE FATHER THOUGHT.
9 "HAIL ERIS," HE SAID.

- TRADITIONAL PASS-PUNT-KICK NIGHT
QUESTIONING OF THE ELDER BY THE YOUNGEST
CHILD, FRIDAY NIGHT EDITION.
TEXT COURTESY OF AMON SKIPERINO-RA