The Principia Discordia

Rev. Shig’s Instant Illumination Kit
(Just Add Eye)

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For entertainment purposes only. Enlightenment is not guaranteed, though befuddlement is. Can also be used to baffle government employees or to frighten away conspiracy buffs.

Instructions
1. Cut along the dotted lines. Be careful not to cross the solid lines, and try not to damage the book. How you accomplish this will figure significantly in your evaluation.
2. Hold the page in front of your face - again, without damaging the book - and peer at people through the hole. (serious students should peer with their Pineal Gland.
3. Sit in a corner facing the wall for half an hour and contemplate your actions.

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A Discordian is anyone willing to look at the windmills and concede that they could be giants.
- Holy Temple of the Sts. John

Use Your Brain!
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DO NOT WISH TO HEAR