The Principia Discordia

EVERYWHERE WE LOOK
"BE NICE TO OTHER PEOPLE; THEY
OUTNUMBER YOU 5.5 BILLION TO 1"
-DRU’EL THE CHAOTIC






A Pope has a Water Cannon.                             It is a Water Cannon.
He fires Holy-Water from it.                      It is a Holy-Water Cannon.
He Blesses it.                               It is a Holy Holy-Water Cannon.
He Blesses the Hell out of it.        It is a Wholly Holy Holy-Water Cannon.
He has it pierced.              It is a Holey Wholly Holy Holy-Water Cannon.
Batman and Robin arrive.                                     He shoots them.