The Principia Discordia

THE MAGNUM OPIATE OF MALACLYPSE THE YOUNGER

NOT JUNK MAIL

PRINCIPIA DISCORDIA

or

How I Found Goddess
And What I Did To Her
When I Found Her

Wherein is Explained
Absolutely Everything Worth Knowing
About Absolutely Anything

A jug of wine
A leg of lamb
And thou!
Beside me,
Whistling in
the darkness.

Be ye not lost Among Precepts of Order...
THE BOOK OF UTERUS 1;5