The Principia Discordia

TO: JEHOVA YAHWEH
CARE: CELESTIAL HOTEL (SUITE #666)
PRESIDENTIAL TIER, PARADISE

DEAR GOD;
THIS IS TO INFORM YOU THAT YOUR CURRENT POSITION AS DIETY IS HEREWITH TERMINATED DUE TO GROSS INCOMPETENCE STOP YOUR CHECK WILL BE MAILED STOP PLEASE DO NOT USE ME FOR A REFERENCE

RESPECTFULLY,
MALACLYPSE THE YOUNGER/OMNIBENEVOLENT POLYFATHER
POEE HIGH PRIEST