CHAPTER 5: THE PIONEERS
= THE FIVE APOSTLES OF ERIS & WHO THEY BE =
1. HUNG MUNG
A Sage of Ancient China and Official Discordian Missionary to the
Heathen Chinee. He who originally devised THE SACRED CHAO. Patron
of The Season of Chaos. Holyday: Jan 5.
2. DR. VAN VAN MOJO
A Head Doctor of Deep Africa and Maker of Fine Dolls D.H.V.,
Doctor of Hoodoo and Vexes, from The Greater Metropolitan Yorba Linda
Jesus Will Save Your Bod Home Study Bible School; and F.I.H.G.W.P.,
Fellow of the Intergalactic Haitian Guerrillas for World Peace.
Patron of The Season of Discord. Holyday: Mar 19.
NOTE: Erisians of The Laughing Christ sect
are of the silly contention that Dr. Mojo is an
imposter and that PATAMUNZO
LINGANANDA is the True Second Apostle.
Lord Omar claims that Dr. Mojo heaps
hatred and curses upon Patamunzo, who
sends only Love Vibrations in return. But
we of the POEE sect know that Patamunzo
is the Real Imposter, and that those vibrations of his are actually
an attempt to subvert Dr. Mojo’s rightful apostilic authority by
shaking him out of his wits.
3. SRI SYADASTI SYADAVAKTAVYA SYADASTI SYANNASTI SYADASTI
CAVAKTAVYASCA SYADASTI SYANNASTI SYADAVATAVYASCA SYADASTI SYANNASTI
SYADAVAKTAVYASCA commonly called just SRI SYADASTI
His name is Sankrit, and means: All affirmations are