The Principia Discordia
PERPETUAL DATE CONVERTER FROM GREGORIAN TO POEE CALENDAR

Seasons

  1. Chaos - Patron Apostle Hung Mung
  2. Discord - Patron Apostle Dr. Van Van Mojo
  3. Confusion - Patron Apostle Sri Syadasti
  4. Bureaucracy - Patron Apostle Zarathud
  5. The Aftermath - Patron Apostle The Elder Malaclypse

Days of the Week*

  1. Sweetmorn
  2. Boomtime
  3. Pungenday
  4. Prickle-Prickle
  5. Setting Orange

* The days of the week are named from the five Basic Elements: SWEET, BOOM, PUNGENT, PRICKLE and ORANGE.

HOLYDAYS

A) APOSTLE HOLYDAYS                             B) SEASON HOLYDAYS
   1) Mungday                                      1) Chaoflux
   2) Mojoday                                      2) Discoflux
   3) Syaday                                       3) Confuflux
   4) Zaraday                                      4) Bureflux
   5) Maladay                                      5) Afflux
Each occurs on the 5th                          Each occurs on the 50th
day of the Season                               day of each Season
 
C) ST. TIB'S DAY - occurs once every 4 years (1+4=5) and is inserted
between the 59th and 60th days of the Season of Chaos
 
SACRED DOCUMENT OF THE FROGS (old Erisian poem):
73 Days hath
Chaos, Discord, Confusion, Bureaucracy and Aftermath
 

                    SM BT PD PP SO                            SM BT PD PP SO
                    -- -- -- -- --                            -- -- -- -- --
Jan  1  2  3  4  5   1  2  3  4  5 Chs    Jul  5  6  7  8  9  40 41 42 43 44 Cfn
     6  7  8  9 10   6  7  8  9 10            10 11 12 13 14  45 46 47 48 49
    11 12 13 14 15  11 12 13 14 15            15 16 17 18 19  50 51 52 53 54
    16 17 18 19 20  16 17 18 19 20            20 21 22 23 24  55 56 57 58 59
    21 22 23 24 25  21 22 23 24 25            25 26 27 28 29  60 61 62 63 64
    26 27 28 29 30  26 27 28 29 30            30 31  1  2  3  65 66 67 68 69
    31  1  2  3  4  31 32 33 34 35        Aug  4  5  6  7  8  70 71 72 73  1 Bcy
Feb  5  6  7  8  9  36 37 38 39 40             9 10 11 12 13   2  3  4  5  6
    10 11 12 13 14  41 42 43 44 45            14 15 16 17 18   7  8  9 10 11
    15 16 17 18 19  46 47 48 49 50            19 20 21 22 23  12 13 14 15 16
    20 21 22 23 24  51 52 53 54 55            24 25 26 27 28  17 18 19 20 21
    25 26 27 28* 1  56 57 58 59 60            29 30 31  1  2  22 23 24 25 26
Mar  2  3  4  5  6  61 62 63 64 65        Sep  3  4  5  6  7  27 28 29 30 31
     7  8  9 10 11  66 67 68 69 70             8  9 10 11 12  32 33 34 35 36
    12 13 14 15 16  71 72 73  1  2 Dsc        13 14 15 16 17  37 38 39 40 41
    17 18 19 20 21   3  4  5  6  7            18 19 20 21 22  42 43 44 45 46
    22 23 24 25 26   8  9 10 11 12            23 24 25 26 27  47 48 49 50 51
    27 28 29 30 31  13 14 15 16 17            28 29 30  1  2  52 53 54 55 56
Apr  1  2  3  4  5  18 19 20 21 22        Oct  3  4  5  6  7  57 58 59 60 61
     6  7  8  9 10  23 24 25 26 27             8  9 10 11 12  62 63 64 65 66
    11 12 13 14 15  28 29 30 31 32            13 14 15 16 17  67 68 69 70 71
    16 17 18 19 20  33 34 35 36 37            18 19 20 21 22  72 73  1  2  3 Afm
    21 22 23 24 25  38 39 40 41 42            23 24 25 26 27   4  5  6  7  8
    26 27 28 29 30  43 44 45 46 47            28 29 30 31  1   9 10 11 12 13
May  1  2  3  4  5  48 49 50 51 52        Nov  2  3  4  5  6  14 15 16 17 18
     6  7  8  9 10  53 54 55 56 57             7  8  9 10 11  19 20 21 22 23
    11 12 13 14 15  58 59 60 61 62            12 13 14 15 16  24 25 26 27 28
    16 17 18 19 20  63 64 65 66 67            17 18 19 20 21  29 30 31 32 33
    21 22 23 24 25  68 69 70 71 72            22 23 24 25 26  34 35 36 37 38
    26 27 28 29 30  73  1  2  3  4 Cfn        27 28 29 30  1  39 40 41 42 43
    31  1  2  3  4   5  6  7  8  9        Dec  2  3  4  5  6  44 45 46 47 48
Jun  5  6  7  8  9  10 11 12 13 14             7  8  9 10 11  49 50 51 52 53
    10 11 12 13 14  15 16 17 18 19            12 13 14 15 16  54 55 56 57 58
    15 16 17 18 19  20 21 22 23 24            17 18 19 20 21  59 60 61 62 63
    20 21 22 23 24  25 26 27 28 29            22 23 24 25 26  64 65 66 67 68
    25 26 27 28 29  30 31 32 33 34            27 28 29 30 31  69 70 71 72 73
    30  1  2  3  4  35 36 37 38 39     [1991 = 3157] [Next St. Tibs Day in 3158]