The Principia Discordia
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DMTS
19
THE POEE MYSTEREE OATH

The Initiate swears the following:

FLYING BABY SHIT!!!!!



(Brothers of the Ancient Illuminated Seers of Bavaria sect may wish to substitute the German:
FLIEEGENDE KINDERSCHEISSE!
or perhaps
WIECZNY KWIAT WTADZA!!!!!
which is Ewige Blumenkraft in Polish.)
"FOREIGN"




THE RECENT EXPOSE THAT
MR. MOMOMOTO, FAMOUS
JAPANESE WHO CAN SWALLOW
HIS NOSE, CANNOT SWALLOW
HIS NOSE BUT HIS BROTHER
CAN HAS BEEN EXPOSED! IT
IS MR. MOMOMOTO WHO CAN
SWALLOW HIS NOSE. HE
SWALLOWED HIS BROTHER IN
THE SUMMER OF ’44.







Corrections to last week’s copy: Johnny Sample is
offensive cornerback for the New York Jets, not fullback
as stated. Bobby Tolan’s name is not Randy, but mud. All
power to the people, and ban the fucking bomb.


00031
"This Statement is False"
(courtesy of POEE)