The Principia Discordia

GENERAL LICENSE

HOW TO START A POEE CABAL
WITHOUT MESSING AROUND WITH THE POLYFATHER

If you cannot find the Polyfather, or having found him, donít want anything to do with him, you are still authorized to form your own POEE CABAL and do Priestly Things, using the Principia Discordia as a guide. Your Official Rank will be POEE CHAPLIN for THE LEGION OF DYNAMIC DISCORD, which is exactly the same as a POEE PRIEST except that you donít have an Ordination Certificate. The words you are now reading are your ordination.

HOW TO BECOME A POEE CHAPLIN

  1. Write the ERISIAN AFFIRMATION in five copies.
  2. Sign and nose-print each copy.
  3. Send one to The President of the United States.
  4. Send one to
    The California State Bureau of Furniture and Bedding
    1021 ĎDí Street, Sacramento CA 94814
  5. Nail one to a telephone pole. Hide one. And burn the other.

    Then consult your pineal gland.

OLD POEE SLOGAN
When in doubt, fuck it.
When not in doubt... get in doubt!

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