The Principia Discordia

THE BATTLE HYMN OF THE ERISTOCRACY
by Lord Omar

VERSE
Mine brain has meditated on the spinning of the Chao;
It is hovering o’er the table where the Chiefs
of Staff are now
Gathered in discussion of the dropping of the Bomb;
Her Apple Corps is strong!

CHORUS
Grand (and gory) Old Discordja!
Grand (and gory) Old Discordja!
Grand (and gory) Old Discordja!
Her Apple Corps is strong!

VERSE
She was not invited to the party that they held
on Limbo Peak; *
So She threw a Golden Apple, ‘stead of turn’d
t’other cheek!
O it cracked the Holy Punchbowl and it made
the nectar leak;
Her Apple Corps is strong!

* "Limbo Peak" refers to Old Limbo Peak, commonly called by the Greeks "Ol Limb’ Peak."

If a quixotic socrates
studied zen under Zorba...?

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"The tide is turning... the enemy is suffering
terrible losses..."
-Gen. Geo. A. Custer