Judging by the pharma spam which has infested it, it looks like DISCOFLUX dot COM has been hijacked.

No telling if it's also been infected with anything -- stay clear of it for the time being. Unless you've got a bullet-proof browser.

If you're the owner, or know who it is, it might be wise to investigate and see what the story is.

Is Miley Cyrus a Discordian?


The question might seem absurd, until you consider a few facts:

1) She was born Destiny Hope Cyrus on November 23, 1992 (23 of course being a very Discordian number). This is the anniversary of the first airing of Discordian Saint Doctor Who, which was postponed one day because of the assassination of U. S. President John F. Kennedy the day before. Kerry Thornley, co-founder of the Discordian religion under the name Omar Khayyam Ravenhurst, was investigated for his connection with suspect presidential assassin Lee Harvey Oswald.

2) She became famous under the name Miley Cyrus (5 letters and 5 letters).

3) Her original name Destiny implies someone who gives destiny (i.e. Goddess Eris) and Miley was a nickname given by her father to mean Smiley (i.e. joke). Remember that Discordianism is a joke disguised as a religion, or a religion disguised as a joke.

4) She has filed to change her name to Miley Ray Cyrus (which is much closer to the name of the Discordian Saint Prostitute Minnie Rae, sometimes known as Mary Simpson), who was named "The Little Countess" by Discordian Saint Emperor Norton I.

5) The hearing for her name change is scheduled for May 1, 2008, the anniversary of the founding of both the Bavarian Illuminati (in 1776) and the Society for Creative Anachronism (1966) which has included some of the most prominent Discordians.

6) The Hannah Montana Movie is scheduled to be released May 1, 2009 (see above).

7) Her character's name Hannah is a palindrome, the same backwards and forwards (spelling things backward is a frequent Discordian trick), and also means "grace of God" or, backwards, "grace of Goddess."

8) She will soon appear half-naked in Vanity Fair, which is quite Discordian, especially for a 15-year-old girl (15 is the number 5 * 3).

9) She is frequently photographed flashing her "now famous peace sign" which wasa previously (and still is) the Discordian no. 5 or no. 23 sign.

Sources

http://www.timessquaregossip.com/2008/03/miley-cyrus-records-in-music-studio.html
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miley_Cyrus
http://www.babynames.com/name/MILEY
http://www.timessquaregossip.com/2008_03_01_archive.html
http://www.bavarianilluminati.com/
http://voices.kansascity.com/node/1080
Victorian Children by Graham Ovenden and Robert Melville
The Autobiography of Minnie Rae surviving fragments
The Prankster and the Conspiracy: The Story of Kerry Thornley and How He Met Oswald and Inspired the Counterculture by Adam Gorightly
"How I Killed Kennedy and Inspired the Counterculture" by R.K.O.

Sick of the Flying Spaghetti Monster being the only Neophillic Irreligion available for kids? Here's a quick jake for the children.









hxxp://www.gogoddess.com/












Some background on the site, from the PARENTS section:

Why go goddess?
Rather than by age, tweens are best defined by their state of mind as they enter a transition period between childhood and adolescence. go goddess! is a brand focusing exclusively on the development of self-esteem for tween girls by encouraging self-discovery, self-expression, and self-awareness. The purpose of the go goddess! concept is to encourage tweens to discover their talents and interests, and to emphasize the importance of embracing their inner beauty and unique attitudes as they navigate the tough world of being a tween.

Why focus on tweens?
Experts suggest that it is during the tween years that girls begin to pay attention to their “inner voice.” They begin to compare themselves to their peers, which can result in self-doubt. “Tween-agers” also begin to question their individual idea of what is right and what is wrong, rather than solely relying on their parents’ opinions. The intent of the go goddess! concept is to provide girls with a healthy outlet to explore their unique and budding interests during this impressionable period.



consider the above when writing letters.

If you sign up, play nice on the site, there are kids there. But go ahead and try every trick in the book to get them to take us seriously.







(credit to Lysergic for finding this joint)

PS: I DON'T EVEN HAVE A DAUGHTER!

cram

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